Bon Soir
This is a joint blog effort with the Flowerpot and I, putting down our experience of an entertaining even involving more than one cock - and that is the just the venue!
Arrived in sunny Kettering and Flowerpot spotted The Three Cocks (coz she is that kind of girl!) and one of them was standing outside, opposite Morrisons (more reasons......)
Food was on the agenda, but after some liquid satisfaction int he form of Strongbow - the food of kings....and queens. We settled for a bag of crisps each as the company was satisfying enough!
I introduced Flowerpot to Scott, Ewen, Rob and Keith and we sat there during soundcheck of other bands first and then The Four Last Things and they sounded very good....she was still sober at this time!
We were handed the setlist before the guys went on stage and was asked to score their performance and pick the songs we like best. Well this was quite easy to begin with but got a little bit harder as there are so many good tunes to choose from. Favourite of the night for both of us was "Anything Goes" we also loved "You don't believe a word I say", "Bad Time To Trick Me" and "Dazed and Confused" ok there were others but I have had a few glasses now and I can't really remember.
Great performance and that was just the start of a really randomly funny evening. The second band - hmmm less said the better but I think this pic shows it all.
I have never actually fallen asleep from boredom before. And Flowerpot just thought they were pants and not any pants big huge elasticated white Y-Fronts!!!
We spotted alco Ewen is drinking again...
We had a girl showing us her sun tan
Keith looks permanently petrified...or deranged as some might think!
Frontman caught attempting to load in the back of the van...
Gunner Girl Flowerpot met Ashley Cole - we knew he left Arsenal for Chelsea but obviously ended up working in a pub in Kettering. Chelsea my arse!!!
Rob also alledgedly had a sore back along with his apparent sore throat and Flowerpot gave him a massage (after he refused one from me and I am still sulking about this)
As for Scott, he is just blabbered down the microphone without anyone understanding what he is saying. And in pic he looks one who has just smelt shit.
Met some lovely people including Tania and Foggy (a motorbike racing driver) how cool are we??
We have now invited the guys for tea on Tuesday (FOOLS!!!) and we will try our best not to poison them.
So to sum it all up we had a ball going down in
ONE Car
TWO of us
To the THREE Cocks
To see The FOUR Last Things
And only had FIVE pints of Strongbow (ok and some JD)
And we slept until SIX this evening.
Euo sono umbracio cuminaire...
Ciao for now :)
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